Riaan is 'n GEBARSDE MANGINA?

"Die lead sanger van die ponie pop, spicegirl tipe band VANDELIN is op camera gevang na 'n aand van crack rook saam met sy dealer (sien hier), volgens vertroulike bronne is riaan uit die band geskop deur dat hy nie P.R. 'friendly' is nie (ons dink dit was oor sy vorige skande: hy was betrokke by die VSA 911 voorval), en dat hy gay is (sien hier). Daar word ook berig dat hy nou by die bekroonde MR Computers werk as die beroemde tegnikus johann se assestent." een van ons fotograwe het op 'n foto afgekom waar hy ge-oefen het by die gym. ons hoop maar net hy het baie vasilene, ?EINA? hy sal moet gaan vir 'vagina repair' (sien die prentjie hier)
Ons (ek en Grant [riaan se dokter]) het hierdie "synopsis" vir Riaan se "phobias":

Hier is 'n prentjie van RIAAN

Abuse: sexual- Contreltophobia.
Blood- Hemophobia, Hemaphobia or Hematophobia
Bowel movements: painful- Defecaloesiophobia.
Computers or working on computers- Cyberphobia
Criticized severely, or beaten by rod or instrument of punishment- Rhabdophobia.
Criticism- Enissophobia.
Decisions: making decisions- Decidophobia
Dirt, contamination or infection- Molysmophobia or Molysomophobia.
Dirt or germs, being contaminated with- Misophobia or mysophobia.
Dirt or filth- Rhypophobia or Rupophobia.
Dirty, being dirty or personal filth- Automysophobia.
Disease- Nosophobia, Nosemaphobia or Pathophobia.
Disease and suffering- Panthophobia.
Disease, a definite- Monopathophobia.
Disease, brain- Meningitophobia.
Disease: kidney- Albuminurophobia.
Disease, rectal- Rectophobia.
Dizziness or vertigo when looking down- Illyngophobia.
Dizziness or whirlpools- Dinophobia.
Drinking- Dipsophobia.
Englishness- Anglophobia.
Erect penis- Medorthophobia.
Erection, losing an- Medomalacuphobia
Fabrics, certain- Textophobia.
Failure- Atychiphobia or Kakorrhaphiophobia.
Fainting- Asthenophobia.
Fatigue- Kopophobia.
Fearful situations: being preferred by a phobic- Counterphobia.
Fecal matter, feces- Coprophobia or Scatophobia.
Female genitals- Kolpophobia.
Female genitalia- Eurotophobia.
Fever- Febriphobia, Fibriphobia, Fidriophobia or Pyrexiophobia.
Filth or dirt- Rhypophobia.
Fire- Arsonphobia or Pyrophobia.
Flashes- Selaphobia.
Flogging or punishment- Mastigophobia
Forgetting or being forgotten- Athazagoraphobia
Girls, young or virgins- Parthenophobia
Harmed by wicked persons; bad men or burglars- Scelerophobia.
Ideas- Ideophobia.
Ignored, being- Athazagoraphobia.
Imperfection- Atelophobia
Infection, contamination or dirt- Molysmophobia or Molysomophobia
Injury- Traumatophobia.
Insanity, dealing with- Lyssophobia.
Insanity- Dementophobia or Maniaphobia.
Itching- Acarophobia
Jealousy- Zelophobia
Kissing- Philemaphobia or Philematophobia
Knowledge- Gnosiophobia or Epistemophobia
Lightning and thunder- Brontophobia or Karaunophobia
Loneliness or of being oneself- Eremophobia or Eremiphobia
Loud noises- Ligyrophobia.
Love, sexual love- Erotophobia.
Love play- Malaxophobia or Sarmassophobia.
Love, falling or being in- Philophobia.
Many things- Polyphobia
Menstruation- Menophobia
Nosebleeds- Epistaxiophobia.
Nudity- Gymnophobia or Nudophobia.
Odors or smells- Olfactophobia.
Opinions- Allodoxaphobia.
Pain- Algiophobia, Ponophobia, Odynophobia or Odynephobia.
Penis, erect- Medorthophobia.
Penis, esp erect- Phallophobia.
Penis, erect: seeing, thinking about or having- Ithyphallophobia.
Penis, losing an erection- Medomalacuphobia.
Rape- Virginitiphobia.
Rectum or rectal diseases- Proctophobia or Rectophobia.
Responsibility- Hypengyophobia or Hypegiaphobia.
Ridiculed, being- Catagelophobia or Katagelophobia.
Robbers or being robbed- Harpaxophobia.
Self, seeing oneself in a mirror- Eisoptrophobia.
Self, personal odor- Bromidrosiphobia or Bromidrophobia.
Self, being alone- Autophobia, Eremophobia, Eremiphobia or Isolophobia.
Self, being dirty- Automysophobia.
Self, being oneself- Autophobia.
Self, being seen or looked at- Scopophobia or Scoptophobia.
Self, being touched- Aphenphosmphobia.
Self, that one has a vile odor- Autodysomophobia.
Semen- Spermatophobia or Spermophobia.
Sex- Genophobia.
Sex, opposite- Heterophobia or Sexophobia.
Sexual abuse- Agraphobia or Contreltophobia.
Sexual intercourse- Coitophobia.
Sexual love or sexual questions- Erotophobia.
Sexual perversion- Paraphobia.
Technology- Technophobia.